Listen, don’t get too excited about this shirt. Yeah, it’s super-cool, but only in the most mundane way. Buy it, but then get yourself under control, okay?
THIS IS SPARTA… I mean, SNARKSHARKS! So unless you want kicked into the shark pit with the other namby-pambies not good enough to roll with our team, then get outfitted in this shirt pronto. Sparta needs you.