It sounds like a joke, but it’s entirely true. A thief broke into an escape room business and had to call the emergency 911 number on four separate occasions to ask for help in getting out of the facility.
We don’t make up the news (in this case); we just report on it. We love this world. We are so happy you are all out there doing stupid stuff every day. SnarkSharks salutes you, shallow end of the gene pool! Keep on being you!