Don’t be a coward…Be Legendary!
Don’t be a coward…Be Legendary!
I’m just going to leave this here, because I love you all so much!
So, not to brag, but I friggin’ rock. I can say that comfortably these days, because I’ve had some real “me time.” I’ve done some significant self-evaluation, and while I was astronomically fantastic in the past, I did use to have a problem with being too humble. I can comfortably say now that I’ve moved past that in a really positive, self-actualized way to a state of fully realized, whole, perfect me-ness. Thus…the shirt.
Buy it now in the SnarkSharks online shop.
So, in honor of Labor Day and the countless hours, days and years put in by the working man/woman, I spent my Labor Day weekend working to:
Now, don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed the time with my family, but all the crap that goes with it just makes me think, ‘Camping…yeah, but why?’ I could have also enjoyed the time with my family at a nice cushy hotel, or heck, even in my own house.
Instead, we go camping, but can it really be called camping when your wife makes you bring her Keurig coffee maker along? These are the days that make me question my sanity.
Recently, we received word from a Shark in the field of some of the craziness going on in corporate offices everywhere. This poor sap informed us at SnarkShark Central that during his day job, he has been beaten over the head for months about increasing communication between departments.
So, the other day, he decided to make a real effort at it. He had a big project coming into the plant, and decided to have a meeting with everyone to review what would be involved in getting it done on time and under budget. He felt really good about how it went, and that it would benefit his company having this communication early in the process.
After the meeting, unbelievably, his boss pulled him aside and berated him for pulling people away from their regular work in order for him to have the meeting. He cursed him up and down, and screamed at him for taking people away from their actual work to just have a conversation.
How is anyone in their right mind supposed to function in an environment like that? That’s a special kind of crazy to yell at someone for doing something that you had previously yelled at them to do more of. So, clearly this whack job boss, has no idea what communication really means. What about you, fellow Sharks? What’s your craziest story of corporate insanity? Share in the comments below.
So, apparently, there was some sort of beautiful, once-in-a-lifetime, cosmic event today. I find it hard to get excited about this sort of thing when the world is going to hell in a hand basket. Perhaps I’ve lost my sense of childhood wonder, but are you seeing what’s going on out there? I mean let’s talk about all the stuff the world is going through:
If we can’t deal with some of these problems that our society is facing than we need to stop worrying about being in the zone of totality and start worrying about being in the zone of banality. Or it could just be that I’m ticked that I couldn’t see the freaking eclipse worth a spit from my house…
LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!! From time to time here on SnarkSharks.com our designers come up with more than one great design for the same shirt concept. As Head Shark, it is ultimately up to me to make the final call.
But, sometimes, I’m just too dang lazy to make a call. Being snarky 24 hours a day is, sometimes, just exhausting. So I exercise my right as leader of this little luau to delegate. And so, my friends, I present to you our first ever Dad Joke DeathMatch! Two shirts enter, one shirt leaves.
It is up to you my friends, to vote in the comments below or on our Facebook page. Place your votes, add comments if you feel so inclined, but remember, much like Highlander, there can only be one!
We will be randomly be selecting 10% of the voters to receive a $5 off coupon code for use in the SnarkSharks Shop. So vote early, vote often, and share us on social media so that your friends can also have there say.