Legends in our own minds!

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  At SnarkSharks, we’ve always been a legend in our own minds, but now, with this new shirt design, everyone else can see how legendary we are for themselves. Would you like to be adored by the opposite sex? Well, how could they not once they see you are legendary? There’s only one way to […]

A Crazy Amount of New Additions

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Check out the crazy amount of new additions to the SnarkSharks shop.  Not only new designs, but new clothing styles too! Brand new Hoodie!   Check out the new Ringer style tee (above)! And new additions to our regular tee shirt line!  

The Internet Says I’m Adorable

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If the Internet says it; it’s got to be true. And the internet has spoken – we are absolutely adorable! You should totally love us. Just read our shirt, and then let the loving begin!

Perfection — Yeah, I got this

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So, not to brag, but I friggin’ rock.  I can say that comfortably these days, because I’ve had some real “me time.”  I’ve done some significant self-evaluation, and while I was astronomically fantastic in the past, I did use to have a problem with being too humble.  I can comfortably say now that I’ve moved […]

Camping…Why?

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  So, in honor of Labor Day and the countless hours, days and years put in by the working man/woman, I spent my Labor Day weekend working to: pack up a household worth of stuff for a three day camping trip erecting and tearing down tents scavenging for firewood being bitten up by bugs choking […]

Shut Up About the Sun!

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via GIPHY   So, apparently, there was some sort of beautiful, once-in-a-lifetime, cosmic event today.  I find it hard to get excited about this sort of thing when the world is going to hell in a hand basket. Perhaps I’ve lost my sense of childhood wonder, but are you seeing what’s going on out there? […]

Dad Joke DeathMatch!

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LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!  From time to time here on SnarkSharks.com our designers come up with more than one great design for the same shirt concept. As Head Shark, it is ultimately up to me to make the final call. But, sometimes, I’m just too dang lazy to make a call.  Being snarky 24 […]

Swanky – Yes, you are

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Swanky is, perhaps, the greatest word in the history of the English language.  Everyone wants to be swanky.  If you are an everyone, then here is how you do it.  Purchase, then wear this swankerific new shirt, and you, too, will be super swanky! Go forth and be swanky!  Thanky me later…

Speed Limit Schizo

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So, I drove four hours across the state of Pennsylvania yesterday. Can I just say, “Would you pick a frickin’ speed limit and stick with it for pity’s sake?” Listen you’re a beautiful state, but I want to find the personification of you and punch you in the throat.  I am a lazy driver, I […]