Perfection — Yeah, I got this

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So, not to brag, but I friggin’ rock.  I can say that comfortably these days, because I’ve had some real “me time.”  I’ve done some significant self-evaluation, and while I was astronomically fantastic in the past, I did use to have a problem with being too humble.  I can comfortably say now that I’ve moved […]

Camping…Why?

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  So, in honor of Labor Day and the countless hours, days and years put in by the working man/woman, I spent my Labor Day weekend working to: pack up a household worth of stuff for a three day camping trip erecting and tearing down tents scavenging for firewood being bitten up by bugs choking […]

Snark of the Day 8/29/17 – Corporate Insanity

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Recently, we received word from a Shark in the field of some of the craziness going on in corporate offices everywhere.  This poor sap informed us at SnarkShark Central that during his day job, he has been beaten over the head for months about increasing communication between departments. So, the other day, he decided to […]

Shut Up About the Sun!

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via GIPHY   So, apparently, there was some sort of beautiful, once-in-a-lifetime, cosmic event today.  I find it hard to get excited about this sort of thing when the world is going to hell in a hand basket. Perhaps I’ve lost my sense of childhood wonder, but are you seeing what’s going on out there? […]

Dad Joke DeathMatch!

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LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!  From time to time here on SnarkSharks.com our designers come up with more than one great design for the same shirt concept. As Head Shark, it is ultimately up to me to make the final call. But, sometimes, I’m just too dang lazy to make a call.  Being snarky 24 […]

One Punch, Two Punch, Gut Punch, Throat Punch

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  OK, so I am no Dr. Seuss.  My disposition is not nearly sunny enough for that.  In fact, today my disposition is downright dark.  Ever feel like you got into a gang fight with the Universe, but your gang didn’t show up.  That’s been my week. Gut punches and throat punches that the Universe […]

Swanky – Yes, you are

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Swanky is, perhaps, the greatest word in the history of the English language.  Everyone wants to be swanky.  If you are an everyone, then here is how you do it.  Purchase, then wear this swankerific new shirt, and you, too, will be super swanky! Go forth and be swanky!  Thanky me later…

Speed Limit Schizo

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So, I drove four hours across the state of Pennsylvania yesterday. Can I just say, “Would you pick a frickin’ speed limit and stick with it for pity’s sake?” Listen you’re a beautiful state, but I want to find the personification of you and punch you in the throat.  I am a lazy driver, I […]

Forewarned is forearmed

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The zombie apocalypse has still yet to befall us.  Likewise, we have not yet become the planet of the apes.  I personally believe this is because the universe is conspiring to rain down the holy hell of a zombie gorilla apocalypse on us.  I can’t think of a a worse way to go then being […]

Spoon!

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Many years ago, The Tick cartoon was one of my absolute favorite tv shows to watch.  If you are a fan of superheroes, or just plain funny television, you have to look this show up.  Some of the absolute best humor I’ve ever had the pleasure of partaking of from a TV show. There was […]