The Greatest Tragedy in Human History

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Today I experienced the greatest tragedy in human history.  I’m just going to come right out and say it.  I burned bacon.  I burnt it bad.  Black bacon made me cry.  I think of all the potential in that bacon…wasted.  A strip of bacon is a terrible thing to waste. I understand if you can’t […]

Snark of the Day – June 29, 2017

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Growing up, the major milestone that I wanted to hit was to be better at basketball than my dad and my older brother.  That day would be the day I became a man. With my own sons, I’ve discovered that the paradigm has shifted.  The goal now is to humiliate your father at a video […]

Snark of the Day – June 27,2017

Jack-of-All-Trades Someone called me a Jack-of-All-Trades today. I’m not sure that this a compliment.  Inherent in this title is the implied second half of that well known phrase – “Master-of-None.”  So, basically someone said to me, you are passably good at a lot of stuff, but not very good at any of it.  “Thanks for […]

Snark of the Day – June 26, 2017

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Movie Reviews – Who Do You Trust? Reflexively, most of us say that we don’t care what reviewers say when it comes to movies, but can we trust what our friends say either? After all, these people paid good money to buy their movie ticket.  The last thing they want to do is admit that they […]

Snark of the Day – June 23, 2017

So where I live there is a leash law.  If you leave your yard your dog has to be on a leash.  Twice today I saw someone walking their dog where the dog was leashed but the person was not holding the other end of the leash. I think there is some sort of spirit-of-the-law […]

Snark of the Day – June 22, 2017

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While driving today, I came across a post office truck parked along the side of the road with its blinkers on while the carrier was out delivering snail mail.  Nothing out of the ordinary. However, beside the mail truck, a garbage truck decided that this also was the perfect spot to stop in order to […]