Swanky – Yes, you are

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Swanky is, perhaps, the greatest word in the history of the English language.  Everyone wants to be swanky.  If you are an everyone, then here is how you do it.  Purchase, then wear this swankerific new shirt, and you, too, will be super swanky! Go forth and be swanky!  Thanky me later…

Speed Limit Schizo

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So, I drove four hours across the state of Pennsylvania yesterday. Can I just say, “Would you pick a frickin’ speed limit and stick with it for pity’s sake?” Listen you’re a beautiful state, but I want to find the personification of you and punch you in the throat.  I am a lazy driver, I […]

Forewarned is forearmed

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The zombie apocalypse has still yet to befall us.  Likewise, we have not yet become the planet of the apes.  I personally believe this is because the universe is conspiring to rain down the holy hell of a zombie gorilla apocalypse on us.  I can’t think of a a worse way to go then being […]

Spoon!

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Many years ago, The Tick cartoon was one of my absolute favorite tv shows to watch.  If you are a fan of superheroes, or just plain funny television, you have to look this show up.  Some of the absolute best humor I’ve ever had the pleasure of partaking of from a TV show. There was […]

Be the Master of Your Mediocre Domain!

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You know it.  I know it.  Heck, I am it.  We are the Masters of Mediocrity.  We are blazing a trail into the land of the mundane!  Now you can let the world know it with this cool t-shirt.  Check it out in our shop by clicking on the picture below.   Master of Mediocrity […]

Go Forth and Be Patriotic All Year Long!

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As a follow up to our 4th of July post, our crack team of cracked artists has come up with a Tee Shirt idea that will allow you to not only be patriotic like Jack Burton, but to do it all year long. Check out our new T-shirt idea – click on the image to […]

The Greatest Tragedy in Human History

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Today I experienced the greatest tragedy in human history.  I’m just going to come right out and say it.  I burned bacon.  I burnt it bad.  Black bacon made me cry.  I think of all the potential in that bacon…wasted.  A strip of bacon is a terrible thing to waste. I understand if you can’t […]

Snark of the Day – June 29, 2017

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Growing up, the major milestone that I wanted to hit was to be better at basketball than my dad and my older brother.  That day would be the day I became a man. With my own sons, I’ve discovered that the paradigm has shifted.  The goal now is to humiliate your father at a video […]